Beef Jerky

"You don't get the ass you want by sitting on it!" - A gym t-shirt I stepped out of the shower the other day and happened to see my butt in the mirror. It looks pretty darned good! All those squat...

I've lived in Portland five years. I moved here fully expecting that it would rain nine months out of the year. That's never really happened yet. This year, though, is off to a very soggy start. De...